Filipino English: The Sine

While having lunch with friends after a furious badminton game, discussion turned to the movie playing on the tele, Kung Fu Hustle. We had Leon, a Kiwi, with us, so we had to talk in English para hindi dyahe sa kanya:

Tess: Uy, hahahahaha! Nakakatawa! Ngayon ko lang napanood ito! Leon! Have you seen this?

Leon: Yeah, ain't it hilarious! Hahahahaha.

Tuny: [Nakisabat na naman, as usual] Hay naku Tess! You know what, Leon loves this so much, he bought the VHS, VCD, the DVD and saw the sine of this.

Ulk... Tumahimik na lang, walang nakapansin....

She's Eva Sheng Yi Huang, an actress in China and Stephen Chow's
leading lady.. Sigh...