Kaululan sa Uruweras (Attack of Giganta)

One day, sa Uruweras...




Si Giganta, surveying her kingdom:

"... ~~Pagka't ikaw ang tanging laman, ng aking mundo, ng aking puso, ng aking buhayYYYY… Ang halik mo... namimiss...~~... ANAK NG!?!

Giganta:

Sinoo ka!! Ano ginagawa nyo sa kaharian kooohh!!!"

Tuny, na-shock (syempre naman, kalyo pa lang kasing laki na ng mukha nya):

"(Ngiii, Giant!!) Sorrrry poooo, naghahanap lang ako ng trabaho pang-convert ng WTR kooo.... Kasi, according to the NZIS, having a Work to Residence category visa allows you to get a temporary work visa and/or permit as a step towards gaining permanent residence, kaso 6 months lang nakuha ko, so before ako i-kickout dito...."

Giganta:

"Hah, shat ap you fool! I bet tourist visa lang dala mo! Inaagaw ninyong mga Pinoy ang mga job opportunities ng mga kapatid kong Indian! Where's my shoe?? I'll kill you like a cigarette(sic)!!!"

Tuny:

"Ahh!!! Pana pala si Giant, amoy curry ang paa, Ahhhhh...."

Syet, pang URIAN. Don't worry, I wasn't harmed during this shoot, kasi nakuha ko na residence ko last September. And if you think maarte na pose ko, check this out...





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