Filipino English: The Mr. & The Sir

Ok, pagkakataon ko na to make things right. Doing the Samoan play Where We Once Belonged today at the Concert Chamber Town Hall, and I was told manonood nanaman si Auntie PM..

Tuny: [Ayan na sya! Inhale...] Good evening Mister Prime Minister.... [NAKUPO! Tanga!!!! Bumawe ka! Bumawe kahh!!]

MP H. Clark: Oh... Hello good evening, how are you today?

Tuny: [Hay salamat inde ata nakahalata] I'm very good Sirestemam! (Ulk! Wahh!! Kase naman eh!!!)....

MP H. Clark: ???

Tuny: Uhhh [Esep-esep]... You may come in now...

Nak nang puting sheep naman, hahaha, kainezzz. Nataranta ako ehhh. Kung inde matupad ang mga bilateral trade agreements natin with NZ, kasalanan ko na po yun! Huhuhu!

Kase naman kamukha naman talaga eh (di bah??).

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Totoo po yan, pero kung inde kayo natawa, listen to this: