Nagtatanong lang po: Mabuhay Ka...

Seen in Facebook Updates:

Today is hubby's birthday. May you have more years to celebrate.

I know what she actually meant, but in my sick mind, could also mean:

Birthday ng syota ko ngayon. Sana tumagal pa ang buhay mo...

As Seen on TV:

As they say: Dakota Harrison Plaza! Chorvah???